Cos jokes
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?