Cos jokes
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.