I saw an Isis video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
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Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue
how did we know princess Diana had dandruff.. cos the police found her head and shoulders on the dash
[1]: Knock knock
[2]: Who's there?
[1]: Interrupting Cow
[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!
Why was Santa happy
Cos he has ho's
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln be cos he has a fat nugen.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book
y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs
Is that ass a water barrier cos dam🥵
Are you in the alphabet cos I wanna give you the d
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Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
