why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue
how did we know princess Diana had dandruff.. cos the police found her head and shoulders on the dash
are u feeling down cos i wanna feel u up
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln be cos he has a fat nugen.
y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs
Why is Ronnie Anne like lincoln be cos he is a softy about everything.
Are you in the alphabet cos I wanna give you the d
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
Is that ass a water barrier cos dam🥵
why doesn't bat man need robin as a wing man?
cos he has no problem robin' your girl
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button