Cos jokes
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
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