I saw an Isis video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
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Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
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how did we know princess Diana had dandruff.. cos the police found her head and shoulders on the dash
[1]: Knock knock
[2]: Who's there?
[1]: Interrupting Cow
[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!
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Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book
Why was Santa happy
Cos he has ho's
Is that ass a water barrier cos dam🥵
y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs
Are you in the alphabet cos I wanna give you the d
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If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
