Cos jokes
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"