Cos Jokes

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.

why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot, then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"

Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.

I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus

A note for my History Teacher:

Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue

how did we know princess Diana had dandruff.. cos the police found her head and shoulders on the dash

[1]: Knock knock

[2]: Who's there?

[1]: Interrupting Cow

[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!

Why was Santa happy

Cos he has ho's

Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln be cos he has a fat nugen.

Top 10 Cos:

1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco

Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book

y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs

Is that ass a water barrier cos dam🥵

Are you in the alphabet cos I wanna give you the d

As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.