Corny jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

Because they are full of ears!

Now that was a corny joke.

And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

What did the corn say to the flying apple?

"That's corny."

I have some jokes about popcorn.

Nah, they're too corny.

Wanna hear a joke about corn?

Never mind, it's too corny.

I was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit too EAR-itating.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.

Finish the lyrics in the comments-

iTs CoRn!

Corn and corn, where is popcorn?

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?

The cream of the crop.

5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.

1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.

2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!

3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?

4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

Want to hear a maze joke?

Never mind, too corny.

Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.