Corny jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

Because they are full of ears!

Now that was a corny joke.

And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.

I was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit too EAR-itating.

Wanna hear a joke about corn?

Never mind, it's too corny.

Want to hear a maze joke?

Never mind, too corny.

I have some jokes about popcorn.

Nah, they're too corny.

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

What did the corn say to the flying apple?

"That's corny."

5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.

1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.

2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!

3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?

4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer!

Cousins make dozens.