Maize jokes
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.