Maize jokes
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.