You cant send an indian to walk a corner the only corner they will get to is 7-11 .
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
why dont pakis play football, everytime they get a corner they build a shop
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
What are 8 people hiding in corner because their scared
An octo pus
There was a kid sitting in a corner me: HEY Why are you here at an orphanage orphan:... Me: oh wait YOUR a orphan
St and in the corner
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)
Me, "Hey are your parents home?" Orphan; "Stop calling here."
*me in the corner*
i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage
Momma's House-By-watersharky Productions and Dustin Lynch- I see your face on every street, every corner, couple trees Even got her name on 'em I feel your love, I hear your laugh, got them take me way on back Hurt me memories, I don't want 'em Up and down the boulevard In and out of every bar I'd burn this whole town down Pick a spot, dig a hole, put them ashes in the ground Baby, I'd burn this whole town down If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house Damn girl, why'd you have to break it like that Leaving pieces of my shattered heart scattered like glass I'd burn this whole town down If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house I would start it where we started, at the downtown party Where you kissed my lips and stole my beer The city park in the dark where we looked up at the stars Watched them fireworks pop last year It started under that Texaco sign where you said goodbye I'd get some gas and drop a match right there I'd burn this whole town down Pick a spot, dig a hole, put them ashes in the ground Baby, I'd burn this whole town down If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house Damn girl, why'd you have to break it like that Leaving pieces of my shattered heart scattered like glass I'd burn this whole town down If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house Fire red flames, sunsets in the sky Going out, staying in, staying up long nights Now I'm waking up alone, wishing I could move on Blocked your number in my phone, thought it help but it don't I'd burn this whole town down Pick a spot, dig a hole, put them ashes in the ground Baby, I'd burn this whole town down If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house Damn girl, why'd you have to break it like that Leaving pieces of my shattered heart scattered like glass I'd burn this whole town down If it wasn't for my momma's house, my momma's house
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
do you know how to confuse hellen keller? put her in a room and tell her to find the corner
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back,". The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking. The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says "step on a line and you break your father's spine,". The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE,". The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop
Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
