Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
What happens when two walls meet. They are cornered
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton and you still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work "
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?
Then said do you want me to get your parents.
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
what is blue and sits in a corner ? a baby in a baggy
What did one wall say to the other wall
Meet you at the corner
riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. what am I?
answer: a stamp
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
How does Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room
Why are Muslims terrible at football ? •because every time they have a corner they build a shop
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh this handles so well !" they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent cuz we're going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said "What do you want wimp? " The gay said ," You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we're gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we're gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"
