When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room
My builder was extending my basment when he questioned me because he found three ded kids n a corner tied together
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
up your butt and around the corner!🤣😂😅😆
The man walks into a bar reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player the piano player starts playing the piano, the guy next to him asks where did you get that, the man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes, so the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside he says to the genie I want a million bucks, the genie snaps his fingers and a million ducks appear in the road, the man comes back inside and says hey that genie is a little hard of hearing, the man says well did you really think I'd ask for a 12-in pianist
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
whats the definition of rude ?
sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds! 2. Your so fat you could sell shade! 3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
There were 3 guys in detetenion called zip willy pee and they were all being naughty the teacher came in and said zip down willy out pee in the corner
What is smal, red and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
ME: hey joe updog
Joe:what
me:updog
Whats updog 0.0 *facepalms*
me: lol in the corner
your fat
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
