What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
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What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
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How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
