Container jokes
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
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"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
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What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
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What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!