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Chip

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

Water Bottle

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"

Mushroom

My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!

How do you know it's full?

Because there's not mushroom inside.

Dog

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

Source

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

Baby

Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?

A: With a blender!

Q: How do you take them out?

A: With Doritos!

Child

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

Fish

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.