Container jokes
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
Memes
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
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What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.