Container jokes
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
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I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.