What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Okay not a depression joke but... whatβs worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
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What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
Where do astronauts π©βπ keep their sandwiches π₯ͺ?
In their launch box! ππ¦π
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
whats worse than 10 babies is one dumpster.......... 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Gallons (DYM 113).
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
