Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene !!
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Scp 173 has breached containment this is not a joke multiple keter class scps have breached containment this is an xk class event evacuate the earth and solar system the world is ending
gallons (DYM 113)
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw
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AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.
No matter how big the jar there is 1 thing that can never fit inside it what is it?
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies
ground beef
*Enter password*
'ScoobyDoo'
"Password must contain special character"
'ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman'
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's
what did the water say to the cup? good day!
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
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why does doctor pepper come in a bottle?
his wife died
why do mountains contain things? because their moun tains
