What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
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Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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