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What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A man with a spirit untamed, untold. With eyes that pierce through the darkest night, He walks a path that's far from light.
His steps are loud, his presence strong, A force of nature, where he belongs. Through the chaos, he finds his way, Leaving footprints that never fade.
A rebel soul, unafraid to speak, His words drip with passion, so unique. He dances with danger, embraces the unknown, Challenging limits, into the wild he's thrown.
No rules can bind him, no walls can contain, Frank Bulgin sets fire to the mundane. He paints the sky with vibrant hues, A kaleidoscope of dreams he pursues.
In his mind, a symphony of thoughts, An artist's palette, where inspiration is sought. He weaves words like a masterful bard, Creating tapestries that leave us marred.
With each verse, he unravels his soul, Unveiling the depths that make him whole. His poetry, a window to his essence, A glimpse into a world of fearless presence.
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A maverick, a legend yet to be told. His spirit roams, forever untamed, A beacon of courage, never to be tamed.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Iron jug.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.