Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Iron jug.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
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No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
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What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
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"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
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