Container jokes
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Gallons (DYM 113).
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Memes
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
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How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
What’s worse than three babies in one garbage can?
One baby in three garbage cans.
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No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
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She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.