Consumption jokes
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 馃榿
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
What鈥檚 big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.