Construction jokes

Why can’t orphans build computers?

They don’t know where to put the motherboard.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?

What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why does Trump build a wall?

There’s such a thing as a ladder.

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

I remember my grandfather's last words:

"Are you holding the ladder?"

What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?

A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.

Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.

What can you build with people? A boat!

Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.

I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

That dam looks damn cool!

What did the beaver say to his son?

Dam, son.