Construction jokes

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?

What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why does Trump build a wall?

There’s such a thing as a ladder.

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

I remember my grandfather's last words:

"Are you holding the ladder?"

What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?

A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.

Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.

What can you build with people? A boat!

Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.

I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

That dam looks damn cool!

What did the beaver say to his son?

Dam, son.

What did the wire say to the electrician?

"Stop twisting my nuts!"

I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.