How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
