I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
Consent Jokes
She said no, so I raped her.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
