What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.