Consent jokes
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
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I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.