Consent jokes
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
It's not rape if you both like it.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."
Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."
Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."
So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."
And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."
Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."
I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"