I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
Joke.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
How do you call a man with no body and no nose. Nobody knows
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
