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why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her drivers test. Mom: Okay, any questions? Sara: Yes. I actally don't know what "yield " means Mom:Don't worry Hon. No one does.
dumb person: wat idk mean
person 1: I donât know
dumb one: oh u donât know okie I ask googol
person 1: wait idk means-
dumb one (to googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN
googol: I donât know
dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
I broke my arm yesterday, my bro said it is Arm-mageddon. And I still donât know why.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."
I mess up goats for unicorns? Jimmy the Unicorn or goat. I don't even know.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose. Nobody knows
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid? Father's Day
i saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below
Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:whatâs wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
why did a mexican go to home depot? because he thought it said "home deport"
âYour mother has been with us for 20 years,â said John. âIsnât it time she got a place of her own?â âMy mother?â replied Helen. âI thought she was your mother.â
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why does he not wearing a costume, and he said he doesn't need to. Then I realized that he's a ghost, and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
