i saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below
why did a mexican go to home depot? because he thought it said "home deport"
“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
I mess up goats for unicorns? Jimmy the Unicorn or goat. I don't even know.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose. Nobody knows
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
I was in a maze and I got the end and thay congratulated me I said that was a-maze-ing
My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I'm take and guess what he did cried". Why wwhy would u do that
Why were the twin towers fighting
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plaine
my friend asks me what does idk mean i said i dion't knowm my friend says you mean i don't know i said thats what i said
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
i saw a website for orphans, it was a bit confusing because i could not find the home page.
The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
My mom go take out the trash but I couldn't find you
Dawn rises on the Serengeti. And she has no idea as to how she got there.
when i try to call my friend i can't get through because my name is Lin Kon and the operator Keeps saying yes Mr president
if an orAnge is orange does that maan its orange
