Mix-up jokes
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.