Mix-up jokes
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!