Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com
what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??
Suicide squad
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? - Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"
Yo mama so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla
Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
Instead of oboma it was supposed to be Osama pretending I got their names mixed up
Me=looks like a girl, sure as h3ll i don't sound like one Micheal Jackson=looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one that we have i commen, but if you mix up my gender i won't give a F about it Micheal Jackson not so much : )
