Confusion

Confusion jokes

Priest

    • A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

    The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

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    • Mother

    • "Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

    "My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

    Name

    • You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

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    • Test

    • I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

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    • Singing

    • Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

    Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

    Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

    Me: *Confused*

    Sister: They're both horrible.

    Sex

    • A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.

    Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”

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    • Bank robbery

    • Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

    Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

    Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

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    • Gender

    • Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

    Me: Uh, male?..

    Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

    Me: You silly goose.

    *Silence for like three seconds*

    Me: Still male though-

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    • Orphanage

    • I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

    Idk

    • My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

    Orphanage

    • My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

    I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

    He asked, "In an orphanage?"

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    • Party

    • Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

    Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

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