Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
American:How Do You Use A Pc
Amish:We Use A Potato
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"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer but then I realized I do that myself."
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
I love the smell of my F5 key. -- It's very refreshing.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
