What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
Who did Stephen call when he crsshed.....The geek squad
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
American:How Do You Use A Pc
Amish:We Use A Potato
How does Stephen hawking charge his computer how does Stephen hawking have sex keyboard sex
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer but then I realized I do that myself."
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
