Computer jokes
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!