What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar
what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at? Cross-country
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning :3
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
I wonder if would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in fortnite
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest but they said no Bc they don’t alow perfectionist
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
whats the difference between fortnite and pubg
idk
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get
