What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
Whats the differnce between a Mcdonalds and the twin towers? Mcdonalds has a drive-Thru
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
How are genders different than the twin towers¿
There are two genders.
how are genders and the twin towers alike?
there was 2 now its a sensitive subject
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
