Comparison jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
That is so bad, just like you.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.