Comparison

Comparison jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

My life is like... the shoe rack-

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.