Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
Suicide is as easy as my ex-wife.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessary long and hard.
what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶
- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏
Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶
