What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
WHATS the diffrence between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know you tell me
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
you know boys have balls girl's have balls too
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter
You can pop there head off
