If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S.. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to 'When You Wish Upon A Window', with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Head of Company: We need to stop testing our products on animals. Consultant: Why? The shampoo companies do it. Head of Company: Yeah, but we make dildos.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn’t Nintendo.
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
