What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it
What do people that can only use half there face and wankers have in common. They have both had a few strokes
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die. What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common? They both get turned on by children.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
What do 100000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong
What does a human and a cat have in common, both takes my bed
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
what do women and airplane have in common?
a cockpit
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
What do inner city schools and database have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!
What does a blowjob from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush but don't look down
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common.They never get old
