Common jokes
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."