What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
There both mc lovin what there eating.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.