Common jokes
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
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A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.