What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What does a emo kid and a apple have in common
They both are hanging
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
