Common jokes
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.