Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate...
me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”
I be ready to commit suicide. But when it comes to jumping out my window im scared ash
up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide because you won’t bring back afterwards
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when a ugly stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her "oh baby you so hot let's fuck" she just yells "get the fuck away you creep" he just laughs and says alright i wait down there.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide but the roof fell off.....
How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why would you shoot up an innocent school.... If your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?