Commitment jokes

A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.

A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.

My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.