What do My Balls and EMOs have in different ? ...Nothing they both hang themselves...
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Guess why alout of orphans were in Home alone because their family left them
black midget porn is in 911
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
So I walk in to a bar and There’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face
That’s the punch line
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
I Bet you like Men
If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
this is a short joke! this short joke is long. nice joke Mr. Steve
Whats the difference between a dad and an Emo? they both dont last awhile
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
this joke is so funny I'll bet you greened (grined)
Knock Knock
“Who’s there?”
Boo
“Boo-Who?”
It’s just a joke, no need to cry
