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I rate it 9/11
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
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I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts...
jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
to all those who say this is a joke. It isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. it's a part of humor we can keep. like if you agree.
Spend all night in a dark humour webpage
Go to orphanage today and read it to them And I'm sure if you go to school for disabled children, they should understand it
Yesterday on the school bus my freind infront of me said she was 41% irish and 15% Mexican then my freind siting next to me said “wow almost half leprechaun” then I said “yeah and 15 percent wall climber”
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
Hey man, i was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid where rags the man asked "hey are you a orphan?" .The kid said "yea what gave me away?" the man said "your parents."
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
Whenever I make a 911 joke it bombs
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great but when I tell them to others they tend to crash and burn
friend: you are joking me: joking on deez nuts
