so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?
If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
2 Asian people have a black baby
someting wong
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
I don't know what to write here just like
Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it
what do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair...?
hot wheels!!! --------------
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt
What movie do orphan’s hate? Full house 🏠
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging
I have a pen I have an Apple um Apple pen The taliban had a plane the US had a building boom 9/11
a orphan we no jokes
jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes
