A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:
"Hello please divert to 5°East to avoid collision. Thank you." The commander starts answering: "No you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!" "Sorry sir You are the one who should divert to 5°East! Over! "Listen to me you asshole! We are the USS Washington and we have an entire fleet at our disposal and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!" After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again: "In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"
