Collision jokes
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.