Collision jokes
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?