The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:
"Hello, please divert to 5° East to avoid collision. Thank you."
The commander starts answering:
"No, you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!"
"Sorry, sir, you are the one who should divert to 5° East! Over!"
"Listen to me, you asshole! We are the USS Washington, and we have an entire fleet at our disposal, and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!"
After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again:
"In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?
The feather because the emo is hung in the tree
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
