The definition of the word Disappointment means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912
2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.
The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:
"Hello please divert to 5°East to avoid collision. Thank you." The commander starts answering: "No you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!" "Sorry sir You are the one who should divert to 5°East! Over! "Listen to me you asshole! We are the USS Washington and we have an entire fleet at our disposal and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!" After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again: "In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?
The feather because the emo is hung in the tree
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
I crashed into those motherfuckers 😂😂😂
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )
