Collision jokes
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
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A black hole is a region in space where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it, usually forming when a massive star collapses under its own gravity at the end of its life. The boundary around it is called the event horizon, and once anything crosses this boundary, it cannot return. Black holes are mainly described by their mass, spin, and electric charge, and they come in several types,… Read more