Collision jokes

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch!

What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?

It’s a bumper team.

"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"

"A broken nose."

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.