Collision jokes
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.