Collision jokes
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
Community talk
A black hole is a region in space where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it, usually forming when a massive star collapses under its own gravity at the end of its life. The boundary around it is called the event horizon, and once anything crosses this boundary, it cannot return. Black holes are mainly described by their mass, spin, and electric charge, and they come in several types,… Read more