Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
A blind man walks into a bar And a table And a chair
Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall
