Collision jokes

"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"

"A broken nose."

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.

Why did Joey drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)

Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.

A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.

What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

They hit their nose on the wall.