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A black T-shirt with a skeleton wearing red sunglasses holding a piece of garlic bread. Above the image, it says "go thrifting that's where the heat is" and "the heat:"

biscuit

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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oh damn

A dark-skinned man with a black face is shown on a TV screen. The text below the image reads, "when you're checking something in the oven and the heat hits you."

Why should you care

is this true for anybody else

The image shows a pale, stylized 3D rendering of a man's upper body, with a glowing orange-yellow area in his chest. The text at the top reads "WHEN YOU SWALLOW LAVA".