Climate jokes

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."

Water?

What are the four seasons?

Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.

I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.

Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.