Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink? He saw the climate change.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
You used to be someone’s Sunshine but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.