Climate jokes
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
How is the weather down there?
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.