Click jokes

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

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I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

Attention everyone. Please look at the comments and click the link. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

What can a mouse do?

He clicks.

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Click the 👍 if you hate school.

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