School shooting happens: Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk American student: “First time?” The student from Irak with an AK47 : "RAtatata..."
Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherf*cker
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what's so funny? He said I can see your bra strap. The teacher says don't come back to class for a week, so he get up and walked out. A few minutes later little Billy starts laughing, and she ask what's funny now? Little Billy said I can see both of your bra straps. The teacher says get out of my class room for a month. So little Billy got pissed he walked out and slammed the door, this scared the teacher and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up then she stood back up and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked where do you think your going? He said well teach after what I saw I'm done with school for a lifetime.
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf but then the shooter's phone goes off.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one"
Student: "may I use the restroom professor?"😆🤣😂😅
Professor: "oui oui"🤣😆😂😅
Stundent: "no professor, DOO DOO"🤣😆😂😅
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.
French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.
