Classroom Jokes

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.

The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.

When the school shooter breaks into your classroom so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf but then the shooter's phone goes off.

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one"

Student: "may I use the restroom professor?"😆🤣😂😅

Professor: "oui oui"🤣😆😂😅

Stundent: "no professor, DOO DOO"🤣😆😂😅

I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs. 🤔

What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."

There was a kid named buttitches and his teacher was taking attendance. then the teavher asked"what is your name"? And he answered "buttitches" Then the teacher asked again "what's your name" and he replied buttitches. Then a student yelled out "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY"!!

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children

A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀

Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*

A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."

What does a Mag and a Clip have incommon...... They are both good at School

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"

my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

Uh six teachers are annoying. Thank god I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

I was studying in Turin and my professor told me I had to use PENS only. I looked in my bag for pens and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you Penaldo!