Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom Kill confermed
What do you call 3 kids laying down in the classroom Kill streak
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."
When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
What does a Mag and a Clip have incommon...... They are both good at School
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
"Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
I got in trouble at school today because i told the teacher at school with covid to stay postive
