Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
"Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
