The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
Quiet kid: "I'm home!" Parents: "What did you learn at school today?" Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
so the teacher go up to you and says im going to call your parents me: good luck finding them
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where's the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it's running down my legs
School shooting happens: Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk American student: “First time?” The student from Irak with an AK47 : "RAtatata..."
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
