Classroom jokes
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.