I got in trouble at school today because i told the teacher at school with covid to stay postive
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphan?
Call their parents
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
I teach orphans But the problem is I can't give them home work
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?
They took a class trip.
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
Whats the worst place to teach an orphan. Homeschool
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan? The teacher can’t give you homework.
someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?
who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple...Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn't do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn't do my homework
When you get caugh about to shoot up the school. *slowly puts AR to chin*
Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them
