What’s a teacher favorite tree
A geometry
A teacher says “if you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars how much do you have” Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front but the teacher called on her anyway. The girl said. “ My parents left me so I would have one dollar.”
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
I’m happy to be with my ea when I go to school
What the type of teacher who doesn't fart in public?
A Private Tutor/Tooter
Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.
An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
I teach orphans But the problem is I can't give them home work
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?
They took a class trip.
I got in trouble at school today because i told the teacher at school with covid to stay postive
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphan?
Call their parents
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."
