Classroom jokes
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
(Teacher): "What's one sport you want to do, but you're not good at?"
(Me): "Suicide."
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?” Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil. “Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly. “Correct,” says the teacher. The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?” Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil. “Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts. “Correct again,” says the teacher. The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep. This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?” Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."