Classroom

Classroom jokes

Sex

    • A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”

    Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”

    The teacher faints.

    Homework

    • Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.

    Teacher and kid.

    Kid: Hey, teacher.

    Teacher: Yes?

    Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?

    Teacher: Of course not.

    Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!

    Weapon

    • Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

    That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

    Orphan

    • A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"

    Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.

    The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."

    Classroom memes

    School

    • Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.

    Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"

    Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

    "Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.

    "Correct," says the teacher.

    The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"

    Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.

    "Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.

    "Correct again," says the teacher.

    The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

    This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

    Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"

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    • Alligator

    • Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?

    Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.

    Student: Ok!!

    Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?

    Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.

    Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.

    Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.

    Rapist

    • A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

    The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

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    • Demon Slayer

    • My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

    Me: Demon Slayer.

    My teacher: Why?

    The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

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    • Penaldo

    • I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬

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    • Word

    • The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.

    I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.

    What is my favourite word?

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    • School

    • In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"

    Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."

    Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"

    Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"

    The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"

    The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."

    The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"

    "Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"

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