Classroom Jokes

i was noughty ar school and my teacher said shes going to tell my dad i was like whos tht

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says you have homework tonight he said sorry teach I don't got a home

An orphan was in 1st grade and it's teacher said to spell parrot. The boy spelled Parents.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

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This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

When the school shooter finds you under the table;

Wonderful weather we're having!

The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books.. Instead they got dozens of Magazines.

Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school. The teacher asked why he had one. He said “I need it to beat up the principal” when the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.

Dumb kid: What does homework mean?

Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means please?

Me:

Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge

Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it