Church Jokes

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church

What do two priest say to each other when they walk into an orphanage let us pray

Why do orphans love church

They finally have a father

The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.

One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”

“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”

“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish

One day I was at church I had sit down I I. Said who in the world sink I 👀 down turns it was me and this not a joke but funny

I think that church is super burning 🥵

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

-Dark_Humor

why don't churches have wi-fi? because they can't compete with an invisable force that actually works.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church? Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day, when suddenly Johnny said,"Mom I think I'm gonna throw up" Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there". Johnny comes back a minute later and his mom asks,"Did you make it?", then Johnny said,"No, but there was a box by the door that SAID For The Sick"

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop

I use to have a imaginary friend who I could talk to a he could grant me wishes and stuff.. and the I stopped going to church

Why don't skeletons play music at the church? Because they don't have any organs.

Me: Hey, do you wanna here a joke. Friend: Sure. Me: Why don't churches have WiFi? Friend: Why? Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

why did the sun go to church Because it needs jeuse